Best Blonde Joke Of The Year So Far

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively agitated. "What does it look like?" she
finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "its square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
holiday recipe )

happy cooking! :)

amusing....

Dec. 9th, 2004 04:55 am
how to get time off from work )
Texas Facts )
my mom sent me this and i thought it was pretty amusing....
The Good Napkins )
Remember ABBOTT and COSTELLO Jokes? Hope you enjoy this one. In today's world, Bud ABBOTT and Lou COSTELLO's famous sketch "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this....
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT... )
EDIT: added in a cut. sorry, i didn't realize how big this was.

oh my GOD

Sep. 7th, 2004 03:50 am
i read these and i laughed so hard my stomach was hurting! i mean we all know some of those NBC folks just said the wrong things.... and this is proof of it! ;)

embarassing olympics commentator quotes )
now i think i have to go duct tape my gut back together! :)

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